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Name: Brett
Location: Virginia, United States
Birthday: 9/26/1989
Gender: Male


Expertise: Skateboarding, Editing Videos


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Member Since: 11/4/2004

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Currently Playing
Elevator
By Hot Hot Heat
Goodnight Goodnight
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Blah. Today was alright. i went up to the skatepark. I don't think im goin to enter the competition though, cuz in advanced its Iseah, Dillon, and Justin. Plus Sean's gonna be in advanced, and seeing as how the guys from Pro-Fit are judging (and they all love Sean) he'll most likely place. I cant enter intermediate and most definitely not beginner because i'd be considered downgrading (when you compete in a section that you're too good for just so you win.) Anyways. I learned Kickflip Manual To Shuv out across the flat of the halfpipe. I also discovered that Hot Hot Heat is an amazingly good band and that you should all download Goodnight Goodnight or buy their CD Elevator. Ok. well im out. peace.


Saturday, April 23, 2005

Currently Playing
Transatlanticism
By Death Cab for Cutie
Title And Registration
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Whoah. this weekends already been somewhat eventsful. yesterday sean came home with me after school and we just hung out and skated and stuff. i almost got overcrooks on my rail. yeah, pretty tight, i know. anyways. later we went up to pro-fit (the skateshop) set up new wheels on my board and set up another deck cuz mine broke on a lipslide yesterday. then we skated outside pro-fit for like an hour and then left for the Sterling movie theatre. We got there at about 8:20 and there were no movies playing until 10:35, so we left and went to the Dulles mall for a bit. Afterwards Matt took us up to Omar's where we played Spitfire Dice and I lost four bucks. then we left and went to PD's house. Soon after at around 12:00 Patrick picked us up and we went to IHOP till about 12:45. Then i went back to Sean's house and spent the night over there. I ended up sleeping on the floor and woke up at like 7:30 in the morning cuz i was so uncomfortable. So then me and Sean went into his sister's room where she had some friends over too and we poured toothpaste on their faces. Then we pretended to go back to sleep and they tried getting us back by throwing a pair of jeans at me. yeah, that was gay. they missed too. so then we still pretended to sleep and they poured shaving cream on the door handle and the door. it was really stupid because they left the door open, so we didnt even have to touch it. yeah, theyre retarted. THEN we skated down in Sean's basement and i almost got a boardslide to FS heelflip out. Crazy shit right there. Seriously. No joke. Then Sean gave me a free shirt cuz mine was really gross. After that, Matt came over and we went driving to some skate spots. We found this really cool spot in the ghetto of Leesburg that had stairs and plastic benches. so we put the benches down the stairs and i did some FS and BS 50-50s and some FS 5-0s. then we went to the skatepark and it started to rain, so we went to Giovanni's NY Pizza. Dudley gave me 2 slices of his pizza for free. Cool, i know. After we ate we went back to the skatepark cuz it dried up. we skated for a bit and then it started pouring. the i went over to the gas station across the street and slept there until my dad could pick me up. i seem like a hobo. haha. Then i got a pepsi and i won a free song and im listening to it now... "Title And Registration" by Death Cab For Cutie. and now i just took a shower and now im now typing in this thingy. Thats about it. Oh yeah, we got a pool table light for the pool table and we got some movie posters for the movie room. ok well im tired of typing cuz this is a lot. so bye.


Thursday, April 21, 2005

Currently Watching
The O.C. - The Complete First Season
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ok. well i dont really know what to put in this thing. Uh. I just watched The OC. Super good. Next weeks looks really good too. it sucks that theres only 4 more episodes left. Hopefully when this season ends a new season of Nip/Tuck or something will come on. That 70's Show is going to "jump the shark" unfortunately. I have a strong feeling, because Kelso is leaving and Eric is going to go teach in Africa... Yeah, im a bit confused too. I have a feeling that its only going to last one more season. ok well i have nothing else to talk about. goodbye.


Saturday, April 16, 2005

Currently Playing
Hell's Kitchen
By Andre Nickatina
Ayo For Yayo
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Hey. I just got back from the Zero: New Blood video premiere at Pitcrew. Pretty tight stuff. Chris Cole's part was amazing and the preview for the new Mystery video looks awesome. I got 4 free posters, a free shirt, some stickers, and a button. I also bought a new Chocolate belt so now I dont have to rock that stupid Heartagram to keep my pants up. I got into the skatepark for free because im cool. This morning i had to go to this percussion ensemble festival for school. It seems gay, and it sorta was, but it wasnt too bad. Drums are the shit. ok well i'm gonna go get something to eat and chillax in front of the television. Peace out.


Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Currently Playing
In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
By Coheed & Cambria
A Favor House Atlantic
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I took this from Casey's Xanga, cuz i'm super bored.

Survey


1. Your real name: Brett
2. friends call you: Brett
3 What your boyfriend calls you: i'm not into dudes.
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Alan The Cheesemaster
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Anita Dick & Gaylord Focker.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Boxer
b. goose: Honkers
c. pirate: Alfred
d. a hot guy: again, i'm not into dudes
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Brett Donohue: The Self-Entitled Song.
8. What would you name your kids?: Kirsten and Bruiser


9. What would you name a ship you built? S.S. Brett Donohue: The Self Entitled Ship.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?:  Buy This Book and All Of Your Wildest Dreams Will Come True Vol. 1

Have you ever...


11. Thrown up in public?: Yes, In The Middle Of Class.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Yep.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? I had one the other day right in the crotchular region, but i knew about it.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Probably. I like to beleive that I made it up or was dreaming. So who knows? I dont.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: My friend's watch.
16. Nearly drowned?: Yep... the bath tub can be a tricky place...
17. Passed out?: nope
18. Had a crush on somebody: who hasnt?
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yes.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: A snake. I thought it was rubber in the woods and it wasn't... damn water moccassins look so rubber-like.
21. Caught people having sex?: Possibly.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Just started driving. But no.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex? no. that would be icky.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: Nope
25. Made a wish that came true?: I Don't remember, but probably.


Complete The Sentence


26. I once had a dream... that i was dreaming.
27. I'm only racist towards... Nobody.
28. I don't even know why I'm... doing this survey.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... Your mom.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... move.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... A Diet Coke™ and a Snickers™. If i had money left over, i'd buy some more.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... MC Hammer Pants
33. It's always more fun if you... have hot girls with you.
35. You better shut up before I... sleep with your mom.
36. l like you and everything but... i'm training to become a priest.


What would you do if...


40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?: Give him a quarter.
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: Kick his ass, or at least try.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Scream like a little girl.
43 You farted while in church?: look around for the person who did it like it wasnt me
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: Get super pissed and go to the doctor. I'd also sue because you're supposed to state that information beforehand, because otherwise its illegal and stuff.
45. You have three wishes? To have my own gigantic skatepark, to be super rich, and to have my own large production company
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegalize smoking, legalize skateboarding on private property.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Take off you top and we'll talk cables.
48. You had a time machine?: alot of stuff
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: I'd let amateur film makers send in their skate videos and we'd air them.


Would you rather....


50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer, cuz the people who got aids brought it upon themselves.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly.
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: Record my dreams. Whats the fun in knowing whats going to happen?
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock video
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: I like my birthday, cuz theres no holidays in September
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afghanistan
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Penitentiary minus the butt sex.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snowboard
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Pirate.


What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?


62. Courage: badger
63. Driver: someone driving a car
64. Yoga: A 40 year old skinny chick with short blonde hair with her leg behind her head.
65. Bakery: A fat guy with a mustache
66. Roach: a roach
67. Mushroom: Pizza
68. Sprung: A spring.
69. Exotic: an exotic chick cuz theyre super hott.
70. Pythagorean: Cheese.


Miscellaneous


71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak)...
a. S O L R A K S: Some Old Lady Lost Ronny And Kennard Somewhere.
b. E B A F S: Everyone's Boobs are Fake Silicon. (Geez, everyone knows that one.)
c. C H I N A:  Canada Has Invaded North America.
d. R G P: Rhonda Got Pneumonia.
72. What is your definition of love?: A deep concern for another person.
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in. Girl, Nice, Hott.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: I can't think of any secrets. These must be pretty well kept secrets if even I don't know them.
76. Were you too scared to do it?: I didn't know any.
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Myself.
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: I don't know. I kick a lot of people.
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Rook.
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: David, Diana, Dudley.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Nothing.

What Is Your opinion?


83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": Too true.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": ok.
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali":  Whatever you say hoss.
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": Do you like it when people take your shit? thought so.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": No. Strawberry Pop Tarts And Diet Coke are the answer to all of your problems.
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": Good Luck with That.
89. "Music is stupid.": You're stupid.
90. "Your car sucks.": Yeah, totally... oh by the way, I REALLY like your mini-van.



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